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strAwBeRryWineAB: strAwBeRryWineAB: so hows the little guy doing?
cbccadetscr614: good, not so little tho
cbccadetscr614: lol
strAwBeRryWineAB: oo yeah
strAwBeRryWineAB: thats good
strAwBeRryWineAB: does he sip up alot
cbccadetscr614: what?
strAwBeRryWineAB: dude i am talking about dylan
strAwBeRryWineAB: cause colin will not stop sipping up
cbccadetscr614: lol
strAwBeRryWineAB: what
cbccadetscr614: noting
strAwBeRryWineAB: lol u thought i meant ur dick right
strAwBeRryWineAB: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
strAwBeRryWineAB: wow kevin u kill me

^FUNNY SHIT anna kills me

school was coool. ..sure. I DIDNT HAVE TO STAY AFTER FOR PRACTICE! that made me soooo happy...you have no idea..but i get home to see that incarnet didnt have school its called a battery for stuff..you dont need light..or computers so your good to go

50 random..or not so random things about me..or maybe not about me

1. my name is laura
2.my fish commited suicide..and that is not a lie
3.i got suspended at a young age
4.i attend duchesne..aka dushy
5. my friends are odd and crazy
6.im a traitor
7. when i dont talk when im working on my science preject w/the losers..they ask me if i think im too cool for them
8. i suck at re-telling jokes
9. i enjoy having grass thrown in my face
10. im bringing anna and natalie to my homecoming..im so dam cool
11. im online to much..and its gay
12. at this age you should be able to tell someone you like them
13. me and allie jaeger new who mike jones was before you did
14. yyeah your nigga is in fact eyeing me
15. im already failing social studies..and i have been since the second day of shcool
16. i make fun of people
17. i become shy when i dont know anyone at all and most of them are odd
18. if i dont know a lot of people..but i know ONE person..im not shy at all
20. if im with my friends i am loud as fuck
21. when im with a certain group of people i talk like im black
22. what do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist
23. please dont tell my secrets
24. if ive told you the secret about..my moms bathroom..then concider yourself someone very important in my life
25. FUNNIEST SHIT ALIVE..BETH AND ALLIE R ARE OVER..WE ORDER PIZZA..BETH OPENS THE DOOR W/TONS OF MAKEUP ON AND TACKY CLOTHES..AND IM BEHIND THE WALL AND I GO "CHAD WILL BE HERE LATER..SHOULD I WEAR A BRA?" hahahah i wish i could have seen the pizza guys face..it was funnier back then
26.i like all music
27. but mostly rock
28. i want to go to the FOB concert
29.i get nervous when its time for communion
30. im the happiest ive ever been
31. my mom bought a book about "teenages and peer pressure"
33.Ice Mountain
34. i actually enjoy reading some books
35. but hate school
36. even though i read im still stupid..so dont listen to that shit old people say about "if you read outside of school you will do better in school bc you will comprehend more" thats a lie
37. the second season of laguna beach is bogus
38. but i still watch it
39. i want to go to iwa next year
40. flowers dont smell good..amen
41.i have a niece
42. my family is one of the worst..they annoy me
43. ESPECIALLY MY MOTHER
44. my friends are my life
45. if i ever like someone
46. beth tells
47. i miss the days that beth would laugh so hard i would have to hold her..its true
48. we really did used to watch porn all the fucking time..ppv..hahaha
49. idk about my faith yet..im just fucked up
50. life is to short to be sad all the time..get happy fuckers

look at the entry below for love

THIS IS WHAT THE MOST BORINGIST CLASS IN THE WORLD CAN DO TO YOU..

^there were two others..there just no apropraite right now ..THE FUCKING HILL...YES YES YEES YES!

Last Time ..At the hill:
"OMFG IS THAT THE COPS?

jenni goes down the hill "DID YOU HEAR THAT" ..no one else made a sound when they went down it...hahaha

"wigger?"
"did he just say the W word?"

SWIMMING IN OUR CLOTHES!

hahahhahahah..natalie calls her mom to see if she can spend the night
"hi mom..can i spend the night at lauras..well it would just be easier..oh okay..chrissys..[[clik]]"
natalie: my moms on her way
me: WTF!!! CALL HER BAK
natalie: hell no!
i dial her number..
natalie: LAURA!!!!!!!!!! "shit hello? mom sorry i accidntly dialed your number..okay ..what?" clik
natalie: shell be here in 5
funny shit..guess you had to be there

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last night was f-u-n! a lot of people were up at martins...yayuh i dont feel like goin into detail though..but i was freakin awesome!

55&40 11:12 P.M. VODKA BOTTLE OUT THE

WINDOW YOU DONT CATCH IT IT SHATTERS

  BE THERE! <<<FUNNIEST SHIT ALIVE

he aint moses..he aint noah..he a deciple

<THATS MY JAM

<haha natalie, the jesus song <natalie does that bring back the hummer incident or what? LMAO

yeah so my mom woke me up EARLYY!! for no reason? she left tho..but last night was freakin awesom! yayuh!! freakin everyone was up at the football game..yayuH!! CHRISTINA PUSHED ME INTO AN OLD LADY! haha funny..i dont feel like putting this shit into a story so..ill just give yall some facts..hahahhaha i kill myself w/this shit

--chanting..oh shit son! good thing i had my shirt on from idub so i could be cool..
--when cholt lost her possy..81273918 times
--BETH GOT THE WATER TO WORK IN THE BATHROOM!!!!
--ME AND NATALIES TRICK..OHH MAN EVERYONE HAS TO SEE THIS THING!!!
--WHEN I RIPPED NATALIES JEANS..IVE NEVER LAUGHED SOOO FREAKIN HARD
--haha me and natalie were getting food and she goes "i remember when i met you" i was like.."at the begingin of the summer..koch park..YAYUH" she was like.."NOO!! last year!! at zack higgs pocker night..you came with bridget..i was scared of you" me:"WTF? YOU WERE AFRAID OF ME?" natalie:"not afraid..but i thought you and bridget were too cool for me because you guys were cool..so i was afraid" haha i got laugh out of that..BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS TO COOL FOR ME BAK THEN TOO!!
--i saw erin farrell!! yayuh!!
--haha..me and amac decide to go into the cbc benches area were they watch the game and we scream :go desmet:!! because they scored..yeah, we got some stares..
--FUNNIEST SHIT OUT THERE...okay so madi's mom came to pick up a lot of the girls..and i guess natalie was supposed to have a ride with them..and i idnt have a ride so i was like "NATALIE DONT GO!! PLEASE" so she was like..nooo i have to go!! then she was like "LAURA IM STAYING!" but then she was like.."shit laura im staying" so we went outside the gates and she was having a nervous brake down because she was like "LAURA I WONT HAVE A RIDE..I HAVE TO GO GET MADI AND HAVE HER TAKE ME HOME I CANT STAY HERE..WE WILL DIE!" so i was like OH HELL NO!! IF YOU LEAVE I WONT HAVE A RIDE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHOSE ALL HERE FROM NOCO..AND I CANT TAKE A CHANCE OF NO ONE BEING HERE! ( i later find out everyone is still there) so she startts to make a run for all the cars to find madi and i practically tackle her..and were both pushing each other..im pushin her back into the gate..and shes pushing me into the cars..FUNNYY FUNNY FUNNY..she ended up staying though
--singing fresh beats!
--THE CAR RIDE HOME thats all there is to say..no words can describe that shit..SCARY COULD PROBABLY SUM IT UP THOUGH

i dont remember have of the shit that happend last night...but i had a lot of fun! yayuH!!

IM OUT!!

P.S YOU ALL BEST BE AT ST.MARTINS PARISH PICNIC TONITE!! YAYUH!! CRUNK FEST!